I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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