Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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