You really coming over, don't trick.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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