maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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