Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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