so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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