Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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