This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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