their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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