You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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