I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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