I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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