Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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