I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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