mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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