I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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