butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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