my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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