My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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