i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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