Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
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How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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