haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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