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You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
All I want is dick and wine.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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