Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Randomize
