How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Randomize