the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
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I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Success! We fucked roommates!
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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