Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Just cropdusted the office
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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