I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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