There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Randomize
