My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I licked your asshole in confidence.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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