he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
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Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
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Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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