I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Randomize
