I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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