We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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