I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Randomize
