It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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