Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
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