Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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