When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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