Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
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i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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