i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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