Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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