All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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