The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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