WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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