A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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