Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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