I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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