I am puke
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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