Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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