you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
