R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
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Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
So. Much. Porn.
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