did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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