Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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