we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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